Book-A-Minute offers ultra condensed versions of many popular science fiction novels. Here is the synopsis for Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy:
Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy
By Douglas Adams
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard
(The Earth gets BLOWN UP.)
I'm a bit upset about that.
Yes, I can understand that.
(They fly around the galaxy. They go UNDERGROUND, where they see...)
I think that Douglas Adams would have actually found this quite amusing!